Twit-urrr

If I had a Twitter account, my uh, twits today would've gone as follows:

- Using public bathroom. Rain ran to different stall. Locked me out. Unrolling toilet paper.
- At clothing store. Rain lost. Again. Found snuggled up in bedding display.
- In waiting room. Caught Rain trying to eat cashew. Used cashew.
- Must cut down Starbucks visits. Rain got her 'usual' (chocolate milk carton) from drink counter herself.
- Rain demanding I draw WALL-E on back of Target receipt. Can't remember if WALL-E has mouth. Rain corrected drawing.

As Mr. Billy Joel said, "And so it goes ..."