Every day, every single day, a mosquito comes into my place to annoy the ever-lovings out of me. Just now I was doing some dishes, wondering why the latest one wasn't trying to bite at me. Where could he be? Where could he ...
I decided to check on Rain, who was napping in our bedroom. Guess what was sitting on her forehead, sucking the life out of her??
Mommy was all done with peace and harmony with Nature. I smacked at it. It dodged. I cornered it under Rain's blanket, and without one single ounce (do you hear me, PETA?) of remorse, I squashed it! Squash, squash, squash! I am done being nice about this. Next stop: Home Depot, for the biggest, baddest, most toxic mosquito killer I can find!
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